Arrr, I done gotten rid o' most o' tha' wee dopes what war plaguin' this fair community fer so long. If anyone else be a-wantin' to join, he or she'd best be commentin' on this har journal and tellin' me, tha' Cap'n, why he or she think heself or sheself warthy o' tha' Bluefin Tuna's crew. To all else, WELCOME TA' ME FRIGATE!!!
Now, let's have an AYE!!! fer PIRATES!!!